Words, Words, Words

My name is Shannon. I'm a 22 year old from NY. I'm a poet, an obsessive fangirl, a maker of ridiculous noises, a random dancer, and so many other crazy/awkward things. I try to be entertaining and never boring. You should stick around!

Dad just called me into the other room and asked if I had any Mardi Gras beads.

I told him no, of course not. He asked me to ask Megan.

He also didn’t realize that girls get more Mardi Gras beads when they flash their boobs.

Not sure if I should laugh or be concerned.

  1. missshannybear posted this