Words, Words, Words

My name is Shannon. I'm a 22 year old from NY. I'm a poet, an obsessive fangirl, a maker of ridiculous noises, a random dancer, and so many other crazy/awkward things. I try to be entertaining and never boring. You should stick around!
I had to read this three times before it started making sense. How do I even respond to this?I mean, you don’t exactly win brownie points for not reading my entire profile, and for only citing two things that I watch/am interested in. I mean, come on. Did you just scroll down to Favorite TV/Music/Etc., pick the first two you saw, and then write this message?90% match though.OkCupid, you kind of suck today.

I had to read this three times before it started making sense. How do I even respond to this?

I mean, you don’t exactly win brownie points for not reading my entire profile, and for only citing two things that I watch/am interested in. I mean, come on. Did you just scroll down to Favorite TV/Music/Etc., pick the first two you saw, and then write this message?

90% match though.

OkCupid, you kind of suck today.

  1. okcinspector said: He gets a big zero. One should never ask how someone is doing in an opening message, especially like that, even if he means it. 90%, though… (Don’t do it. We’ve all got some rough-as-guts 90% matches).
  2. crooked-lust said: IT’S A COMPLIMENT! He thinks you’re amazing already and he hadn’t even finished reading your profile yet ;)
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