Words, Words, Words: Archive

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Feb 29th

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Someone on OkCupid just called me “totally dope”. Totally made my night, ngl.

Feb 29th

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Just banged out my response paper for Expository Writing, and started my rough draft for our second major writing project. The response paper is due tomorrow (which is technically tonight, since it’s after midnight), and the rough draft is due next week. I should probably go to sleep now, since I have to be up early. I think I’ll probably just stay up late, enjoy the caffeine buzz, and...

Feb 29th

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Feb 29th

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“No, you can’t deny women their basic rights and pretend it’s about your...”

– President Barack Obama (via ithedivine)

Feb 29th

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I don't remember asking for this, Tumblr.

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Feb 28th

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pointy-earedbastard: samstopswinging: the-hypocritical-critic: meganninwonderland: pizzaforpresident: Meryl Streep could play my mother and I’d believe her. #Meryl Streep could play my father and I’d believe her. #Meryl Streep could play me and I’d believe her Meryl Streep could play Benedict Cumberbatch at the Oscars and I’d believe her Meryl Streep could play Leonardo DiCaprio...

Feb 28th

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Feb 27th

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Feb 27th

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You know what would be great? If my depression would go the fuck away. I’ve just eaten a pint of Ben & Jerry’s Dublin Mudslide ice cream, and now I’m getting into pajamas and crawling into bed. Gonna snuggle up with my Squishable narwhal, Sven, and try to get some sleep. I have to be up at 7 tomorrow to get ready for a day of work and classes. Peachy.

Feb 27th

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Feb 27th

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Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.

Feb 27th

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Setting a personal goal for myself! I’m going to master the choreography from the video for The Black Keys’ “Lonely Boy”. I mean, everybody at the club likes to brag about how they can do the “Single Ladies” dance or one of the Michael Jackson routines. But then I’ll push them aside and make the DJ play “Lonely Boy” and then I will proceed to...

Feb 26th

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crooked-lust replied to your post: When people say the words “Moist” and/or “Creamy” MWHAHAHAHAHA THAT PICTURE WITH NIC CAGE’S FACE PHOTOSHOPPED ON IT. YOU ARE A LIFE RUINER. LITERALLY. <3

Feb 24th

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Feb 24th

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When people say the words "Moist" and/or "Creamy"

(Especially when you’re talking about sex or other dirty things. If you were trying to gross me out with your choice of vocabulary in your unwanted messages, YOU SUCCEEDED.)

Feb 23rd

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Feb 23rd

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I got my Spanish test back today. I looked through to see where I lost points and why. Most of it was because of misspellings and missing accents, and a few were because I put “el” where I needed “la” (or vice versa). My own mistakes didn’t upset me that much. I flipped to the section where we talked about days of the week and months. These two things are not...

Feb 23rd

I ain’t sayin’ she a gold-digger, but she did move...

Feb 23rd

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