January 2012
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December 2011
bethmai:
think you look ugly on a photo?
put a black and white effect on and increase the contrast, and HEY PRESTO you’re hot
Oh my god I do this all the time. It makes me look almost halfway decent.
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Best way to get out of class
If I ever have class in a lecture hall… (Too bad I’m a girl. I guess I can’t be Superman. Sigh.)
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Keep fluctuating between 89 and 90 followers. Oh well.
Sorry that I post an obnoxious amount of things, and that none of them are really that interesting (especially my text post). Thanks to the 89 who keep on following me. You’re all fabulous and crazy and I love you all!
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when i stub my toe or something i always shout “FUCK ME!”
because i want everyone to know that i may be hurt, but i’m still single
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Ugh. You’re a 93% match. You live close by. You’re interesting and have a grasp on the English language/proper grammar rules. You have a Tumblr (so you understand the magic that is this place). But once I look at how we answered different questions, it feels like there are too many things on which we don’t agree. OkCupid, why do you have to do this to me?
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On a happier note, we all spent about 4 hours at the diner. Josh, Mike and Meg showed up maybe two hours in, I can’t remember. We got a booth in the other room (they were closing the one we were in), they all got food, and we just sat there telling stupid stories and quoting Mean Girls and Spongebob. (Almost just wrote “Spongeboob”.) It was incredibly enjoyable and I really feel...
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Went to the diner with a few people tonight. Met one of Dan H.’s friends. She tried to convince me that it’s more convenient to buy an e-reader than it is to buy or borrow the actual book. It somehow wouldn’t cost as much money. Oh, and she tried to convince me that Twilight is more well-written than Harry Potter. I said that I don’t care if you hate Harry Potter, and I...
What JKR thought whilst writing Harry Potter
Oh, James and Lily are a flawless couple? Hm...I'll kill them.
Oh, Harry is happy with Sirius as a father figure? Let's kill him.
Oh, Dumbledore has been Harry's mentor since he was 11? Haha, lol, let's kill him.
Oh, Remus is happy for the first time since James and Lily died? Kill him.
Oh, Tonks is happy and has a child at home? Okay, she's DEFINITELY dying.
Oh, Dobby is finally free and happy? He doesn't deserve it. Die, Dobby, die.
Oh, everyone loves Fred? I'll kill him and drink their tears.
Oh, Snape is possibly one of the greatest characters in the book? LOL! DEAD!
colfr:
Once upon a time the Greek gods took a handful of clouds. They formed it into a person and planted it in the ground where it would grow for around 2000 years. And then in 1987 AD it had finished growing and it was perfect.
Zeus named him Darren Criss and put him in the care of a family from San Francisco who would help him be the best person on Earth.
This is true because a unicorn...
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Visited all the people who’ve looked at my profile recently. One of the guys wrote, under his “Message me,” that I should message him if I know the answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything. My message: “The answer is 42. You’re welcome. :)” Let’s see if he responds!
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Someone just came up on my Quiver. He’s 21 years old and “proudly straight-edge,” according to the blurb that came with the picture. I find this hilarious because over on my profile I’m busy talking about sex and drinking and being an accidental awful influence. Do I message him and corrupt him? Or just click “Not Interested” and move on to the next one?
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“They turned the club into a Starbucks. I was into my third dance before I...”
– Eric Matthews, Boy Meets World (via silencedsilver)
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lardypoison:
snackparade:
what is the nickelback “fandom” called
Deaf
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My younger sister is flying out to Thailand tomorrow. She’ll be there for 10 weeks. Instead of spending time with her, we’re all in our separate rooms. Also, Dad’s bitching to his friends about how he’s apparently treated like a second class citizen in the house and is upset at Mom because it was decided that he wasn’t going to the airport tomorrow. (I need a ride to...
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Also, my sneakers just arrived! I ordered new sneakers through Payless.com sometime last week (or the week before?). Cost me less than $20, including shipping. I now have sneakers for my Phys. Ed. class this spring. They’re also work appropriate, and don’t have holes in them (so I can walk through puddles and whatnot without worrying about being soggy). This means I can stop wearing...
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Oh man. There’s this one patron who comes in every day. He sits in the same spot in the Adult Department, watches DVDs and eats, and is just generally rude. He doesn’t shower, he eats when it’s not allowed, he talks and laughs loudly, he curses, he burps/farts/sneezes/coughs everywhere (and doesn’t cover his mouth), he falls asleep (and yells if you try to wake him up), and...
