February 2012
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WHAT THE FUCK, GLEE. Mom and I are sobbing. It’s not pretty.
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Dad just called me into the other room and asked if I had any Mardi Gras beads. I told him no, of course not. He asked me to ask Megan. He also didn’t realize that girls get more Mardi Gras beads when they flash their boobs.
Not sure if I should laugh or be concerned.
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Me: You just look old and sad.
M: And saggy.
Me: Like "tripping over your boobs" saggy?
M: I wish I had boobs to trip over.
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Finished my homework. I’m ahead by a week in Bio and several weeks in Intro to the Novel (since I already finished Gatsby, even though we’re still talking about The Help). I finished work due for Expository Writing on Wednesday and for Spanish on Thursday. I spent my entire day doing homework and laundry, but it was worth it. Now I’m going to stuff my face with ice cream and...
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I’ve spent all day doing homework, and I’m not even done yet. It’s a quarter to 7. SIGH. I mean, I’ve put myself ahead in Biology and Intro to the Novel. I finished my work for Expository Writing, and it’s not due until Wednesday night. I’m about to get some work done for Spanish, even though it’s not due until Thursday night. I’m a robot. I’m...
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It was one of those rare smiles with a quality of reassurance in it, that you...
– The Great Gatsby, F. Scott Fitzgerald (via fictionalromance)
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lessonsandbullets replied to your post: lessonsandbullets replied to your post:…
precisely. You know what I’m going to write a piece about this because it’s fascinating how much people really SUCK at conversating
There are so many people who have accounts simply for social experiment and so that they can write about it. The sad thing is, this stuff writes itself. I wish I had kept some...
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lessonsandbullets replied to your post: crooked-lust replied to your photo: I had to read…
I DELETED MINE TOO COULDNT EVEN LAST 24 HOURS
Oh sorry, I meant that I deleted his message! I still, for whatever idiotic reason, still have my profile. I still have conversations going, even though they’re starting to feel more like an obligation than anything else. Sigh.
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crooked-lust replied to your post: okcinspector replied to your photo: I had to read…
Muppet Man was a 92%. Just remember that.
I’m just too bitter and picky for OkCupid today. I don’t know. This is why I’m single. Can I just marry my narwhal pillow instead?
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I’m tired, bored, and in a weird/honest mood. You should all ask me random questions. Promise to answer them honestly.
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totallyaddie replied to your post: totallyaddie replied to your post: crooked-lust…
Please don’t have sex on it first!
I make no promises. Though I guess all that heat would melt your ice cream, so maybe I should have sex on something else of yours. :p
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okcinspector replied to your photo: I had to read this three times before it started…
He gets a big zero. One should never ask how someone is doing in an opening message, especially like that, even if he means it. 90%, though… (Don’t do it. We’ve all got some rough-as-guts 90% matches).
I didn’t say anything. I just deleted the message and moved on, because I’m a picky...
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totallyaddie replied to your post: crooked-lust replied to your photo: I had to read…
AHHH MOTHERFUCKING DUBLIN MUDSLIDE I WISH I HAD SOME OF THAT SHIT RIGHT NOW FUUUUUUCK.
I KNOW, I SAW IT AND THOUGHT OF YOU. We need to all gather again sometime soon. I’ll bring ice cream for you, nuggets for Halizzle (with sauces!), and wine for La La. <3
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crooked-lust replied to your post: crooked-lust replied to your photo: I had to read…
I’m on my second cup of coffee and I’m in bed with Vonnegut. Thug life.
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crooked-lust replied to your photo: I had to read this three times before it started…
IT’S A COMPLIMENT! He thinks you’re amazing already and he hadn’t even finished reading your profile yet ;)
I just deleted it. I’m an awkward bitch who doesn’t know how to talk to people. This is why I’m single. Now I’m spending my Friday night with The Great Gatsby and a pint of...
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As I went over to say good-by I saw that the expression of bewilderment had come...
– The Great Gatsby by F. Scott Fitzgerald
I began to like New York, the racy, adventerous feel of it at night, and the...
– The Great Gatsby by F. Scott Fitzgerald
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consultingdalek:
Soft Dalek,
Warm Dalek,
Little ball of hate.
Happy Dalek,
Sleepy Dalek,
EXTERMINATE EXTERMINATE EXTERMINATE.
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